Holy Christ, Imagine What Dating These Girls Would Be Like.
February 22nd, 2007 at 06:09pm edzipco
Seriously. like a relationship. Or going out to dinner on occasion. In front of people.Â
or doing anything that isn’t set 800 years in the future where people are colorblind and addicted to a morphine/peyote cocktail that makes the psychotic cartoon orgies which happen each night feel like that first french kiss you had in the middle of the afternoon when you were 11 and skipping school with the bad girl who used to sell her fathers pot out of the last seat in the back of the bus. You two were watching descrambled playboy television with her father’s illigal cable box, you were just a little high and had each taken a big swig out of that bottle of Gentleman’s Jack he had, still sealed in a cabinet above the oven, and when you ripped the top off and she gave a fake scream out of shock of how much trouble you two were in, and you totally knew it was on.
Just imagine.
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