Holy SHIT. Book’s Done.
March 7th, 2007 at 05:27am edzipco
This is me chilling for the first time since June.
I’m buying a tuxedo tomorrow and getting so high on Ether I’ll be useless to all of you.Â
Bye!
(Oh and I dont care who you are, if we know each other, if i’m just a website to you, if we’ve made sweet, drunk love on the hardwood floor or if we’ve been too high on speed to do anything but look at each other’s nude body, suspiciously. I dont care if you’re shy, you coward. If you cant sign in, do it anonymously, and sign in the text box, deadbeat.  If you read this, you fucking say “Congrats!”. I’ve worked on this book like someone had my wife in the trunk of his car, and the six people that read this site should be supportive.)
 (So yeah, no free rides on this one, seriously. sign it or you suck, you voyuristic automiton. you’re dead inside. cold and dead.)
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17 Comments Add your own
1. slovadon13 | March 7th, 2007 at 5:54 am
Well then,fucking congratulations!!!,I’ll be expecting my free copy to arrive shortly.It better be up to par.
2. katie | March 7th, 2007 at 11:38 pm
Congrats, psycho! I’m coming over tonight.
3. sam | March 8th, 2007 at 4:30 am
yay! now you can come visit me at my pointless job where i do nothing all day but fuck around on the interweb. once you are less high that is. xo
4. Kelly Burns | March 8th, 2007 at 5:22 am
i’m jealous. very jealous.
a massive truck-load of congrats to you, sir! always good to see you on those rare occasions that i do.
i’ve been checking this site once in a while, but mostly looking at the pix (cos i’m really fucking lazy and dont understand words like i do pictures…) so i didn’t know you were making a book. please tell me more. you’re making the rest of us look ordinary.
5. Adam | March 8th, 2007 at 9:55 am
“Congrats!†I recently stumbled upon your website and have been addicted ever since. I love your photos, and the hilarious titles that accompany them with each post. Keep up the good work! You’re an inspiration to someone! Best of luck, –Adam
6. andy | March 8th, 2007 at 11:54 pm
Yes, indeed… congratulations, brother!
As I said before, during this binge, don’t stop breathing or break any bones ’cause I don’t want to take you to the hospital. Savvy?
signed,
the guy who’s gonna take you to the hospital
aka
your “flat-mate” as they say across the pond
aka
andy “no hospital” smith.
7. antichicken | March 10th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Well, I’m usually never able to leave comments on your damn blog so here goes: Congratuluations! See? I fucked it up.
Talk to you soon!
8. slovadon13 | March 10th, 2007 at 11:51 pm
well we can see why your book is taking so long antichicken
9. goro | March 11th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
You are just a blog dripping with irony and sin to me… congratulations on finishing a book.
10. rattlesnake | March 11th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
the first time i read that i was drunk and it didn’t make sense. i just read it again sober and it makes less sense. so needless to say, i am very excited to read an entire books worth of your writings. job well done my friend.
11. ris | March 11th, 2007 at 9:46 pm
oh yes.
so very good for you!
xxx
12. tb | March 15th, 2007 at 9:36 pm
So many congrats.
-Some girl you know.
P.S. Check your e-mail.
13. Jesse | March 18th, 2007 at 4:51 pm
You have a book? Holy shit. Congrats!
14. Carl Warnick | March 26th, 2007 at 5:33 am
Congratulations
15. Antlers | March 27th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
So, better late then never. Congrats congrats congrats. Glad you made it happen. It’s been a long fucking road.
16. jimmy | April 10th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
I’m a voyeuristic automaton!
congratulations
17. Susan | August 12th, 2007 at 3:12 am
I was looking up pictures of men (as I was drawing one,and didnt have one handy) and found a picture on your sight of a man with a giant scrotum. Congratulations on your sucess!
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